102 Funny Friendship Quotes to Share a Laugh With Friends

Very few things can put a bigger smile on our faces than our friends, and one of the joys of friendship is sharing a laugh.

Send one of the following quotes to your friends to make them smile when they’re having a bad day or just to remind them how happy you are to have them in your life.

Sections

  1. Crazy and funny best friend quotes
  2. Short friendship quotes
  3. Famous friendship quotes
  4. Coworker friendship quotes
  5. Long-distance friendships
  6. Friendship quotes from movies
  7. Cute friendship quotes

Crazy and funny best friend quotes

Having a best friend that matches your level of crazy makes for a very special friendship. Show your BFF how much you love them and your unique friendship by sending them one of the following best friend quotes.

1. “A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.” —Jim Hayes
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2. “Best friend: the one that you can be mad at only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.” —Unknown
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3. “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” —Bernard Meltzer

4. “Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.” —Unknown
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5. “Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.” —Unknown
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6. “Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.” —Unknown

7. “A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand.” —Nancy Werlin
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8. “God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.” —Unknown
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9. “Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.” —Unknown

10. “We will always be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we will be new friends.” —Unknown
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11. “Every tall girl needs a short best friend.” —Unknown
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12. “I’m your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!” —Unknown

13. “If you have one friend who understands you on your level of crazy… one friend is all you will ever need.” —Unknown
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14. “We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.” —Unknown
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15. “Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.” —Unknown

16. “Strangers think I’m quiet. My friends think I’m outgoing. My best friends know that I’m completely insane!” —Unknown
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17. “We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.” —Unknown
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18. “Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.” —Unknown

19. “Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, explicit detail of my life.” —Unknown
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20. “Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.” —Unknown
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21. “I will text you 50 times in a row and feel no shame. You’re my friend, you literally signed up for this.” —Unknown

22. “Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.” —Unknown
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23. “We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.” —Unknown
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24. “We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.” —Unknown

25. “Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.” —Bill Watterson
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26. “It’s not that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but it’s your best friends who are your diamonds.” —Gina Barreca

Funny short friendship quotes

These funny and short quotes about friendship and laughter are perfect to send to a friend.

1. “Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” —Greg Tamblyn
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2. “It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.” —Marlene Dietrich
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3. “Finding friends with the same mental disorder: priceless.” —Unknown

4. “Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking ‘If anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital.” —Unknown
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5. “You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.” —Unknown
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6. “We’ll always be friends because you match my level of crazy.” —Unknown

7. “Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.” —Sicilian Proverb
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8. “I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.” —Unknown
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9. “You and I are more than friends, we’re like a really small gang.” —Unknown

10. “A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.” —Arnold H. Glasgow
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11. “Every normal person needs a crazy friend.” —Unknown
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12. “Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.” —Unknown

13. “True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.” —Unknown
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14. “You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it surely helps!” —Unknown
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15. “Friends offer free therapy.” —Unknown

16. “A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.” —Unknown
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17. “Never let your friends be lonely, disturb them all the time.” —Unknown
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18. “Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.” —Unknown

19. “Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.” —Unknown
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20. “If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.” —Unknown
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21. “You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.” —Unknown

22. “I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.” —Unknown
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23. “There are friends, there is family, and then there are friends that become family.” —Jay Shetty

Famous and funny friendship quotes

If you’re looking for the best friendship quotes, look no further. Put a smile on your bestie’s face with the following funny quotes.

1. “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!” —C.S. Lewis
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2. “Friendship is being there when someone’s feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.” —Randy K. Milholland
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3. “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.” —Linda Grayson

4. “Friendship is a wildly underrated medication.” —Anna Deavere Smith
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5. “It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’” —A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh
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6. “Friendship is a wildly underrated medication.” —Anna Deavere Smith

7. “Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.” —Robert Bloch
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8. “One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.” —George Carlin
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9. “Friends should be like books, few, but hand-selected.” —C.J. Langenhoven

10. “There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.” —Sylvia Plath
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11. “It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” —Ralph Waldo Emerson
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12. “You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself, he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” —Laurence J. Peter

Funny coworker friendship quotes

Having friends at work helps cure the Monday blues. Send the following funny quotes about coworker friendship to your favorite colleague.

1. “I would totally hang out with you even if we weren’t paid.” —Unknown
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2. “Work made us colleagues, but our potty mouths and inappropriate conversations made us friends.” —Unknown
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3. “You don’t have to be crazy to work here, we’ll train you.” —Unknown

4. “I’m so glad you work here so I have someone to talk to every day about quitting.” —Unknown
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5. “I never face Monday morning blues because of colleagues like you.” —Unknown
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6. “Happiness is having a coworker who becomes a friend.” —Unknown

7. “You’re my favorite coworker. Don’t tell anyone!” —Unknown
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8. “Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They all hang together, but half of them don’t work, and the other half aren’t so bright.” —Unknown
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9. “Thanks for making our days at work not shit.” —Unknown

10. “Nothing is better than having a colleague as a friend at work so you can vent to each other to make the days go faster.” —Unknown

Funny quotes about long-distance friendships

It’s not easy being away from your best friends, but sending them funny quotes and memes is an easy way to keep in touch. Show your bestie that you’re thinking about them by sending them one of the following funny long-distance friendship quotes.

1. “We live so far apart because the world just isn’t ready for that much awesomeness.” —Unknown
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2. “I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.” —Unknown
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3. “You are my favorite notification.” —Unknown

4. “I love that our long-distance relationship can survive solely on sending each other picture messages.” —Unknown
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5. “I wanted to send you something sexy, but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox.”—Unknown
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6. “I’m jealous of the people who see you every day.” —Unknown

7. “Don’t you dare type at me in that tone of voice.” —Unknown
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8. “If you think missing me is hard, you should try missing you.” —Unknown
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9. “You’re worth every mile between us.” —Unknown

Funny friendship quotes from movies

Friendship is a major theme in a lot of our favorite movies. There are so many iconic friendship duos for us to love. Here are some friendship quotes from famous films.

1. “We made a deal ages ago. Men, babies, it doesn’t matter… we’re soulmates.” —Samantha, Sex and the City
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2. “You are my best friend! Don’t you ever call anybody else that!” —Ilana, Broad City
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3. “Some people are worth melting for.” —Olaf, Frozen

4. “Only a true friend would be that truly honest.” —Donkey, Shrek
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5. “I just wanna go to the rooftops and scream, ‘I love my best friend, Evan!” —Seth, Superbad
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6. “I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack, But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own.” —Alan, The Hangover

7. “She’s my friend and she needed help. If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you.” —Joey, Friends
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8. “I feel like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It’s every parent’s dream.” —Michael Scott, The Office
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9. “I don’t need another friend. I already have two. I mean, how many more friends does a guy need?” —Sam, Freaks and Geeks

10. “Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.” —Karen, Mean Girls
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11. “She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us.” —Cher, Clueless
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12. “You’re like the only person who’s ever gotten what I’m about.” —Nick, Freaks and Geeks

Funny and cute friendship quotes

Friendship is one of the most important things in our lives. Show your best friend how much you care about them with the following cute friendship quotes.

1. “A good friend is like a four-leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have.” —Irish Proverb
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2. “In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.” —Unknown
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3. “A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.” —Arnold H. Glasgow

4. “Friendship is so weird…you just pick a human you’ve met, and you’re like “Yup, I like this one,” and you just do stuff with them.” —Unknown
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5. “The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends.” —Gwyneth Paltrow
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6. “A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has been there to live them with you.” —Unknown

7. “I wish all the homes of my friends were connected to mine through a secret tunnel.” —Unknown
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8. “My favorite kind of pain is in my stomach from laughing too hard.” —Unknown
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9. “Best friends are hard to find because the best one is already mine.” —Unknown

10. “Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.” —Unknown

Viktor is a Counselor specialized in interpersonal communication and relationships. He manages SocialSelf’s scientific review board. Follow on Twitter or read more.

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